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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, June 26, 2014

I Just Had To!



Hola!

It's kinda a habit where I screenshot funny conversations so let me show you some.

#1 Family - On left, I noticed my dad liked this girl's photo on Facebook and out of curiosity (very curious), I whatsapp my dad about it. And I don't know how to react to his respond. On right, I knew all this while my mum is infamous for her typo.. but this is a higher level.

SERIOUSLY NO OFFENCE TOWARDS THE DEATH but my mum just wanted to tell us about late Karpal Singh's death with the incorrect spelling


#2 Work - On left, my colleague's name is Kausar but one of my doctor wrote Jausar so the other on make fun of his name too (from Kanthan to Janthan). Hahahahahaa! On right, I went back to the office on one of the Sunday and I saw my prof was meeting up with his previous assistant and of course he saw my BOY-friend. And......he just have to whatsapp in THE CHAT GROUP.


#3 - BOY-friend - On left, my mum sent me this and told me to forward this to Mr.A. LOL... So sexay! XD.. On right, I saw in the internet that to see "How your boyfriend react when you say I LOVE YOU for three times" so I did the same. While I happily saw most of the response was "What is it that you wan't to buy?", I got a huge disappointed by Mr.A. :/ #testfail. So, yeah I didn't get the bag I wanted. Pfft! #justkiddin.




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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

On The Eleventh Day To Christmas

Holla!

I was already back in KL on 10.12.12 and the very next day I picked up with my mum and aunts from KL to Midvalley. I would have come back on the 11th if I knew about the Selangot holiday earlier. Darn.

We went to UNIQLO.. Somehow my mum loves that store for I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY but as long as I tag along, why not? Heh..! Nice and huge Christmas decos around the Center Court. I always have the impression that Midvalley will put up ANYTHING and EVERYTHING HUGE for their celebration decos. Hmm..

Then.. The most epic story of the MONTH - My fuel was running low (while enjoying my bubble milk tea) when I drove out from my house early that morning and by mid noon, it was already blinking due to the jams and going round and round during the car park hunting. So I called my dad to clarify the mileage left before my car runs COMPLETELY OUT of fuel. He kinda forgot if it's 15/50 km but he was more paranoid then me after i told him "BUT I'M STUCK IN A JAM NOW". LOL!

10mins later i fueled up and decided to prank him..

"Daddy! Car broke down!"
"OU DIE LA YOU, DIE LA YOU, DIE LA YOU..."

LOLOLOL! Darn funny!!! Basically that's it for day 11th. Hehe. Oh! And I finally got the attention from people to notice my car. The trick is..... Keep the shits all around the car. People will definitely look in AWE.











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Sunday, December 09, 2012

On The Ninth Day To Christmas


Holla!

Ninth day is a Sunday so my dad and I went to church.. Of course with the brat too. But who knows, she was running around the area while EATING. Heh... the resemblance in the family - NON STOP EATING. LOL! Her mouth just won't stop munching! Well it explains the chubby fats on her face. And we have almost the same tongue size! *high five*








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Saturday, December 08, 2012

On The Eight Day To Christmas


Holla!

Eight day is about baby issue! My youngest cousin is 2 years old. Undeniably adorable NOISY BOSSY and BUSYBODY. Hmph. She sleeps with my family almost every night when I was back in my hometown and she wakes up early morning after my dad. I on the other hand, sleeps late at night and eventually had to wake up to her due to her laughter and disturbance every morning +____+ 

Waking up feeling like pinching her chubby face. She's most active in the morning and I just couldn't, how could I resist her seduction? LOL! She played with my mum's glasses without permission, messed with my make up products, and oh! I can't wait to show her the fatty picture in 10 years time! HAHAHA! Other than that...? She's like a boss in my house, getting all she wants with just a scream. See, she's so POWDERFUL.












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Friday, October 19, 2012

Another Round for Me

Hola! *breathe in* I must say this year's birthday celebration lasted for a week long! Haha.. I just can't fit everyone in a day. That would be too much for me to take in. I had a huge party previously back in my hometown and THAT WAS IT. I hated big crowd dinners or parties. Just don't do it, people.

This post is for my real birthday date, 3/10/2012. It was nothing complicated, I had lunch with my ex-colleague-turned-friends in Subang whilst at night, just dinner with two more friends. We went to Italiannies, Sunway Pyramid for dinner. 


She bought me lunch :)


Then, Italiannies Sunway Pyramid:-

Shrimp Fra Diablo Pasta... Me thinks. >.<

Hahaha! I find this funny! 


I got a birthday gift from Sephora. Haven't use it though, hopefully it's nice :) Thank you Sephora.







Fawesomely,
michellesnoopy

Monday, October 04, 2010

Put On Your Helmet!

HELLO PEOPLE!! let me bring you around today..one of my daily routine when my mum is in KK... hehe!


;)


grandma...........  XD okay lar...was waiting in the car while mum went in to Maxis center..hehehe...


HAA HAA~!







tea time!


yeap! keng wan hing! famous for their freshly made pineapple bun! and their tong shui of course.. (:













fu foo chuk yi mai tong shui








red bean tong shui


pineapple bun! really fresh~ 






yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even the pineapple jam is made by them..damn chun!


grandma, mum and i



mum went on looking for underwear in shopping mall, Center Point..and i was...


bra-turned-helmet! yippieeeeee~!! btw, this is the PICTURE OF THE DAY! :D


sexy babe~




finally, deng deng! a very suitable present for a guy friend! :D

ride in~! XD


that's it for my day ;D






michellesnoopy 

Monday, September 20, 2010

Why Is This Just 4000 views?


not funny meh? why only 4000 views? hot ma ini............. XD





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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Try The Combo

heh! it's end of June already...so quick!! so i'm going to finish of this month's blog with two more posts

i heard there's Nasi Lemak available in Little Asia China Town so i tried it out..

sambal @.@


*buuuuurp* this nasi lemak is not what i expected *cries* the chicken is not completely cooked and the sambal is. . . . . . . . .hmm. . . . . . . . *shakes head*

I MISS MALAYSIA'S NASI LEMAK~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  &gt;.&lt; i remember last year my friends and i made nasi lemak  "NASI LEMAK DAY" at home...that one is much better lor. . . .

yea...old fart
hehe!!

after lunch, i went to Newcastle FunFair NEWCASTLE FUNFAIR with V and my new housemate, Landa! hahahahah!!!

Landa is my new housemate =.=
anyone wants to give this a bite?

 this is the only ride we tried and it was AWsomeful!! it swing from left to right until slightly &gt;90degress plus it spins round and round @.@ came down felt like puking
i shall ask gypsy to play Spelling Bee with me. . . can you spell Prime Minister? hahahahahah!!






michellesnoopy

Friday, April 02, 2010

I Am Who I Am


hey peeps! had a nice 31 days of March? i know i did! it was the most-freakin-disaster-scary-tiring month of the year (at least for now heh!)

anyway it's April Fool today and i got no pranks this year cause i got no idea in mind and just to go silent this year so that people won't notice i'm a prank-er next year *grin*i promise next year i'll spend time to think and plan my pranks! so beware...to whoever will get punk'd then! i shall start with my mum

just a short post today, April Fool's day cause i'm damn tired from work and all i need is rest since i'm having sore throat and flu >.<











me, my husband and my son

look different from who you saw from previous posts? credit to Photoshop...seriously they have this amazing tools to totally change a person...a TOTAL MAKE OVER!

a round of applause please!

and please don't stop visiting just because i showed you my real picture with my family i know lar...i'm not Dawn or whoever leng lui or even single layday but if you genuinely love my posts i know you won't mind how i look, right right? *puppy eyes*

i knew it...you're disappointed already..i can feel it...whatever lah.. I AM WHO I AM..
















anyway..Happie April Fool! that's my supervisor in KL! *wink* and i'll not look like that in 10 years time!






michellesnoopy 

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Fridge Case


 Picture Of Da Day

. . . . . . . . .

 fridge being naughty or just new way of storing food? o_O

 P/S. i DID NOT do that..it happened randomly but the two potatoes added by my housemate and i snapped!






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Friday, January 22, 2010

Coach X Resolution


 Picture of Da Day

Coach joke

since i'm down with flu and sore throat [stupid best friends ~.~], i'm home whole week except for tuesday when my condition was not this bad..yet

*sniff sniff*

munching on a piece of pizza...

*cough cough*

boy...i really don't intend to get better huh? yes i do! >.< it's just that i'm sick and i can't cook for myself excuse nia

anyway...it'a already 22 days of 2010 and i got to have RESOLUTIONS!! since everyone have them! wokay think think..

think think.......

*sniff sniff*

think think..........................

okay...how about reading the whole bible in a year?
- yea right, it had been my resolution of the decade =.=

fine.. read more books...? like one book each month?
- ehem heeem...tik tok tik tok..it's 22th now and i haven't touch any book COVER yet...

hmph! next....to graduate with an 1st Hon Degree??? *sounds interesting*
- shit..this one sure FAIL gao gao lah! 2nd degree also don't know can get or not..mimpi jauh jauh lagi =.= DERETE this resolution from life!

damn it!! i really don't have any! i'm not some kinda supermodel, famous celebs or even a smart scholarship student holder! what on earth would my resolution be? eat more and eat even more? *WTF* - cannot maintain own weight nuh

surely i can't have any resolutions/pledges for the year...it's okay if i have it like, temporarily? i'm not sure since when did i have one exactly =.= but i can't set any at the moment..just let it flow~~ *cough cough* pardon me

at the meantime...i'm enjoying every second of my life!.....not this immune system down period but the whole year! can be my resolution eh?

ENJOY LIFE 2010 !!!


good job!! that's what i'll do for now *wide smile* i want to treasure every moment of my life properly, live if as if i'll be bombed tomorrow and do stunts that i wont regret..uh uh..i definitely want this 365 days to be better than before with outrageous experience! at the end of the year, i'll have a great laugh as i recap from today!

God can't change the past! (=


NOW BACK TO PORTFOLIO WORK!!!   ta~






michellesnoopy

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Head of TANG family


P.S. this post was suppose to be on time (06/12/09) but somehow i can't upload the pictures so...delayed *tsk tsk tsk*

To My Dearest Dad,

HAPPY 51th BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~!!!

okay..he might not see this but no harm doing this..who knows he might someday if i show him 

he's the dad that wants me to think he's the hero, savior, a man that will never gets angry no matter what i do is wrong but yet nags in front of my mum but hey, dad..i know who you really arenot before i understand what human characteristic is but now i do and you can't hide your true self from me, dad 

people..when you read the "extra scene" then you'll kinda get the idea of what i meant earlier =.=

thanks for loving me, cared more than enough, taught me things that i can't learn in school, showed me the colors of this world (=the summary is...everyone loves daddy...he cares about everyone (sometimes toooooooo gepoh as well)

i know it's a short post for you Mr.Robert, but i want to keep the rest for future (= 



oh c'mon daddy...you're better than this... *giggles*



eheh! who's this handsome man? *wink*
 
***
-extra scene-
 
when i called them (mum and dad)..

Mum: where's daddy's present?

Snoopy: later lah...i send him card first for now..why you didn't buy daddy any present?

Mum: cheh~ he doesn't want my present ah..last time i bought him a hand phone he doesn't want it

Snoopy: you don't buy him hand phone lah.. buy him something else..

Mum: you talk to daddy lah...

Dad: yes yes? what?

Snoopy: what do you want for your birthday oh?

Dad: ANYTHING lah..aiyah you buy lah...

Snoopy: ya meh? you tell me what you want lah

Dad: ANYTHING lah..how i know you..

Snoopy: ok lah...

continued..

***


 -extra extra scene-

#1 Pic..it's toothpicks in a soy sauce bottle, obviously @.@

okay, from #1 Picture..my dad and i were in a restaurant waiting for our food to come and he said "how are these toothpicks going to come out from this thing?"


....i opened the cover and said "like this =.=*"







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