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Showing posts with label ABC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ABC. Show all posts

Sunday, August 07, 2011

Untitled #2

Breakfast and dessert. For me to decide which is more important will take me zillion years to do so. I can't and I won't. Both are equally significant for me. Says my body and mind.











A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. - Francis Bacon

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Life is uncertain.  Eat dessert first.  - Ernestine Ulmer

'Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.' - James Wadworth


A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit.  A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.  - Linda Solegato






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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

ABCDEFG & GFEDCBA



Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''


The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...
Double Income, No Kids Yet'

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker."

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know...
"Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a W.I.F.E, you know...



so what's ABCDEFG & GFEDCBA??!!?



which one do you prefer? (=






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