Fool, am I?

First day of April. And I'm my owns' fool. Went for an interview of an IQ development and education center. I was asked to write a essay "About your University life (NON-NARRATIVE)" or something like that.


My first response was SWT-WTF-FML. There you go..the full combination of frequently used alphabets. I wish i could write that out in that piece of paper when i saw that sentence. Especially with that "non-narrative" part.


Honestly..? I hated 60% of my university life when i was in UK for the past 2 years and let me tell you why.


✖1 I hated when Asians were treated like crap by some of the ang moh's in the class. Or if you want to know the bigger scope? 60% population in Newcastle. They were racist and yes i said it they-WERE-racist. Even BBC's are racist to us damnit. I just don't get it WHY THE HELL can't they accept the fact that we came from other country just to study and mind our own business!? It's not like every Asian (girls) go over to scout for ang moh's okay! Of course i met nice people as well besides these crappy ones and when i say NICE, i meant they were awesome! ♥ They just made me felt like among the darkness of racist *wtf*  there was a glimpse of light that make me think Newcastle wasn't that bad after all.


✖2 I hated winter. ☃ I'm not sure about ya'll but i hated it. My shopping spree was much lesser than the other seasons, I gained weight because i can't stopped eating to warmth myself, my body got extra dry that it actually flaked for weeks and god, the floor were slippery! Whole winter. I stayed indoor often due to the coldness of the weather which was pretty extreme during 2010. And girls, i'm pretty sure sometimes your mood kinda go-with-the-weather and trust me, during winter..you'll have the most wrinkles on your forehead in a year. The weather was always gloomy, dark, sad ☹ which affected my mood. It is quite a big deal when the mood is affected by the weather, you know what i mean?


✖3 I hated the lifestyle. Shops were closed aft 5pm/6pm, 8pm for Thursdays *hallelujah!* and then after that....? No life. No mamak, No yum cha sessions, No jalan jalan, Nothing. Plain nothing. Oppsy...yes there is! Clubbing..Clubbing...and more clubbing! yeay =________________= Personally i'm not a regular clubber, so for a nightlife of clubbing, alcohols, guys, drunkies is totally so not Snoopy! I need yum cha! I need mamak! I need my combo meal of roti cheese plus neslo ais! Ou mai gawd i was dead bored when dark conquered the day and honestly i had absolutely NO IDEA how did i managed the nights i had. I don't even want to recall.


✖4 I hated that there wasn't much varieties of vegs and fruits in the market. My what-the-hell-again? vegetables was broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, cabbages, peppers and NONE. Seriously that was it. It's so boring! Boring! I'm kinda picky on food so... Only occasionally i had kailans or pak choy or if we went to Chinatown we'll have other varieties but limited as well. And it cost. For god's sake, they have CCTV all over the market which i don't know what is that for. People stealing apples and broccoli from the market? ‽ Oh! and the poultry..! Almost everything is boneless! Well you can label me as a typical Chinese but it's a fact that i need meat with bones! You know...those meat....attached to....bones..!? Especially when i wanted to cook soup, oh-am-gee it's not easy to get pork bones. *faint* I can't take it...i just can't..i got heart attacks each time i think about this.


Pheeeeeeeeeeew..so far, these are my complaints. There is another one more but that takes about few months to finish my story so i'll keep that for next time. Nyeeeeeeeeh! ✌


Ou yeah...this is NOT a racist post against Newcastle. Just what i thought about University life. The from-the-bottom-of-my-heart one. I'll be witting a "What I Love About Newcastle" probably next post (:

Snoopy, after interview

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